Thou May Ingest a Satchel of Richards v2 - Women's T-Shirt Size:S A large coral-red crab illustration

A large coral-red crab illustration rendered in a vintage distressed style fills the center

accompanied by Memphis-style accents including scattered dots

Places like this turned a simple meal into a small refuge from the Florida heat

representing a Pennsylvania mill town where baseball and industry were inseparable

a white single-color illustration depicts Santa Claus seated cross-legged in a yoga lotus pose

Thou May Ingest a Satchel of Richards v2 - Women's T-Shirt Size:S A large coral-red crab illustrationTranslating "eat a bag of dicks" into medieval English and slapping it on a tapestry style knight is the most effort anyone has ever put into plausible deniability. Half the people reading this shirt are doing Latin root analysis at a barbecue. The Details: A medieval manuscript style illustration shows an armored knight riding a horse draped in a red and gold caparison, walking across a grassy ground in muted earth tones. Golden blackletter text