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So slip on these “Abduct Me” glow-in-the-dark Ball Hammock® pouch underwear briefs and get ready for the probing of a lifetime

This pair of Ball Hammock® pouch underwear briefs is a reminder that life can always get weirder

but instead chose the Blackhawks like everyone else

And if you've ever secretly wanted the statue of David underwear

you'll instinctually fit in

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