Johnny Two Dollar Bill Parody - Better Off Dead - Unisex Sweatshirt johnhughes1 and starfish

and starfish

Ornate weathered white serif text reads "El Guapo Sweater Co" across the top

Bold distressed vintage-style text in dark brown reads "Bumpuses

Bold white blackletter text below reads "Ho's Out

flanked by green pine trees at its base

Johnny Two Dollar Bill Parody - Better Off Dead - Unisex Sweatshirt johnhughes1 and starfishJohnny's face replacing Jefferson on the two dollar bill is the promotion earned through sheer psychotic persistence. Four weeks of paperboy debt collection deserves its own currency. Inspired by Better Off Dead. The Details: Cream rectangular currency border frames ornate scrollwork in muted green and grey ink, with large numeral "2" marks in each corner. A posterized oval portrait sits left center, flanked by green serial numbers reading