The Risqué Rorschach | Blue Willow Boob Hammock™ Scoop Bralette Size:2X *okay it's not legally required

*okay it's not legally required

he didn't have blue Ball Hammock® long johns with a bonafide ball pouch and ultrasoft MicroModal material that keeps the boys cool and collected while keeping your legs nice and toasty all day long

and the sand is hot – but not like so hot you burn your feet

each cooling boxer contains a mesh gusset and lower back panels to feel like a fresh breeze for your butt

Our legal team has advised me to mention that we are not responsible for any intense love triangles or holiday party love-making sessions that may ensue due to the existence of this outfit

The Risqué Rorschach | Blue Willow Boob Hammock™ Scoop Bralette Size:2X *okay it's not legally requiredThis family friendly white bralette is decorated with a "nonsensical" blue pattern. *wink wink*