Slow Poke - Unisex T-Shirt bttf 39TH • OKLAHOMA CITY

39TH • OKLAHOMA CITY

Metal detecting on a beach is just shaking down the ocean for pocket change with forty pounds of equipment and zero dignity

Patriotic firecrackers exist solely as plausible deniability for people whose actual Fourth of July plans involve a completely different kind of explosion

Arched distressed cream text reads "EAU CLAIRE

Shield-shaped white badge with a black outline contains arched black hand-lettered text reading "TUCSON" at the top

Slow Poke - Unisex T-Shirt bttf 39TH • OKLAHOMA CITYTurtles mating at geological speed is nature's way of making pornography look educational. "Poke" is doing community service in two completely different contexts, and the pace means both definitions are painfully accurate. The Details: Dark green retro bubble lettering reads "SLOW POKE" across the top in two stacked lines. Below, a vintage hand drawn illustration depicts two turtles mating, the top turtle with an orange and gold patterned shell, the