Eat a Jar of Dicks Candy Top 300 Keep it in your nightstand

Keep it in your nightstand

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The large size means you are not forcing anything

Eat a Jar of Dicks Candy Top 300 Keep it in your nightstandThis is exactly what it sounds like: a jar packed with miniature, multi colored hard candy penises. The name is the joke, the candy is real, and together they make for a gag gift that actually delivers on both counts. The flavors are sweet, the shapes are unmistakable, and the whole thing is ready to hand over without any wrapping required. It works because it commits to the bit without trying too hard. The jar is self explanatory, the candy is