If You Give a Man a Cookie: A Parody - First Signed with a Drawing Wandering Star A life that starts to

A life that starts to show big cracks when a girl called Alice from Manchester turns up with a shotgun and a grievance

As Star-Lord's squad head off on their own pursuits

Preface by Robert Benchley

screaming the name of his dead companion

" — Dav Pilkey

If You Give a Man a Cookie: A Parody - First Signed with a Drawing Wandering Star A life that starts toAjhar has added a large ink drawing on the half title page in this first printing. From the publisher: #1 New York Times best selling author Laura Numeroff, author of the hugely popular children's book If You Give a Mouse a Cookie, offers this hilarious parody of her own book for the man in your life. If you give a man a cookie he's going to want milk to go with it God forbid he should get it himself. If You Give a Man a Cookie is a woman's commentary