Aldo Raine - I Want My Scalps - Unisex Sweatshirt internet inspired by the iconic SNL

inspired by the iconic SNL skit from NPR's Delicious Dish

" "NO SHOES

Smaller distressed white text reads "ESTABLISHED" above clean white serif numerals "1987" at the base

A hotspot for entertainment and excitement

with dark text reading "in AIR-CONDITIONED Comfort" beside it

Aldo Raine - I Want My Scalps - Unisex Sweatshirt internet inspired by the iconic SNLAldo Raine runs his unit like a middle manager with the most unhinged KPIs in military history. Quota is quota, and each soldier owes him a debt payable only in Nazi souvenirs. Inspired by Inglourious Basterds. The Details: Digital illustration portrait of Lt. Aldo Raine with dark hair, a mustache, and a military collar, flanked by two olive green stars. Distressed olive green text reads "I WANT MY" above larger olive green block letters reading