Raised on Hose Water and Neglect - 3/4 Sleeve Raglan T-Shirt comedy MMXXII -" at the base

MMXXII -" at the base

but the neon signage is absolutely committed to the bit

Bushwood etiquette means smiling through the lie

" with "CHICAGO" and "ILLINOIS" on either side

Distressed white block text reads "HO" in large bold lettering with a superscript "3" positioned as a mathematical exponent

Raised on Hose Water and Neglect - 3/4 Sleeve Raglan T-Shirt comedy MMXXII -" at the baseDrinking from a garden hose that's been baking on asphalt since June was an entire generation's hydration plan. Somehow we all turned out fine, or at least functional enough to joke about it. The Details: Bold black lowercase retro rounded text reads "raised on hose water and neglect" in a stacked centered layout. Below, a green hand drawn illustration depicts the end of a garden hose spraying water in an uneven splatter pattern. Fit & Fabric: Solid