Keep Earth Clean It Isn't Uranus - Unisex Sweatshirt retrocomputer ornate script

ornate script

Declaring yourself not a cop on a shirt is the most cop thing since asking if anyone knows where to buy drugs

and a tense wide-eyed stare

with a tall roadside sign reading "Mar-Lin-Do

Inspired by Fletch

Keep Earth Clean It Isn't Uranus - Unisex Sweatshirt retrocomputer ornate scriptAstronomy teachers have spent decades pretending Uranus is just a planet, and nobody's buying it anymore. Wrapping a butt joke in earnest Earth Day packaging is the only form of environmentalism with a 100% engagement rate. The Details: Light blue distressed text reading "KEEP EARTH CLEAN" arcs above a cartoon illustration of Earth with blue oceans, green continents, and white clouds, encircled by a dashed orbit line with green leaf sprigs on each