Hallowed Be Thy Gains - Unisex Sweatshirt maine The Schwartz ring comparison scene

The Schwartz ring comparison scene aged like wine stored in a Winnebago doing hyperspace

and bared teeth

Slapping a Latin suffix on roller skating and calling it the Rollatorium is the most aggressively midcentury American thing possible

Green script text reads "Lanai Restaurant" above a stencil-style illustration of a banana plant with broad tropical leaves in green ink rising from a small grassy base

Boatin' and boozin' earning a coat of arms with an anchor and rope border suggests day drinking on a pontoon is a bloodline worth preserving

Hallowed Be Thy Gains - Unisex Sweatshirt maine The Schwartz ring comparison sceneJacked Jesus hitting a PR in the clouds is the patron saint of guys who say "amen" after every set and tithe ten percent of their paycheck to supplement companies. Somewhere a Renaissance painter just rolled over in his grave. The Details: Distressed white Gothic blackletter text reads "HALLOWED BE THY GAINS" across the top. A vintage hand drawn illustration of a muscular Jesus pressing a barbell overhead appears in orange, golden yellow, and white,