I'd Buy That For a Dollar - Unisex Tank Top Color:Navy Golden-yellow baseball script text reads

Golden-yellow baseball script text reads "Dad Bod" with a classic swoosh tail extending from beneath the lettering

Snowman's logistics operation has zero insurance

Baseball and prospecting shared the same stubborn optimism

A golden-yellow ship's wheel with eight pointed spokes surrounds a white circle containing vertical retro-styled text reading "PILOTS

A mid-century cartoon alligator in a black top hat and roller skates glides in profile past a green palm tree

I'd Buy That For a Dollar - Unisex Tank Top Color:Navy Golden-yellow baseball script text readsCatching yourself quoting the one line designed to prove you're braindead is the most RoboCop thing possible. Decades later we're still buying that for a dollar, still being the joke. Inspired by RoboCop. The Details: Distressed white hand lettered text reads "I'D BUY THAT" across the top. A posterized illustration of Bixby Snyder depicts his round glasses, goatee, and wide open laughing mouth, framed by a blue TV screen glow. Bold white distressed