My Retirement Plan is Societal Collapse - Unisex Sweatshirt Size:L " above a cartoon illustration

" above a cartoon illustration of a crushed red beer can with visible dents and a silver banner labeled "BEER" in black

Every summer they gave that community something to believe in under wooden grandstands

Barrel-shaped red and cream border with curved red script reading "Roller Skating" at the top and "A BARREL O' FUN" in red block letters below

Blue text reads "League Alliance" on the left and "Brooklyn

Bold red block text reads "STAY PUFT" below

My Retirement Plan is Societal Collapse - Unisex Sweatshirt Size:L " above a cartoon illustrationSaving for retirement assumes there's going to be a functioning economy to retire into, which is historically optimistic. Societal collapse at least has the decency not to charge a management fee. The Details: Black distressed text in a rounded retro font reads "MY RETIREMENT PLAN IS" above larger, heavier black block letters reading "SOCIETAL COLLAPSE." Below, a 1930s rubber hose style cartoon bomb character with a smiling face, white gloves, and