I'd Hit That - Long Sleeve T-Shirt Size:M Large green bottle in a

Large green bottle in a retro product label parody style displays white text reading "ESTD" and "1985" flanking cursive "Biff's" above bold red and black "2 Coat Wax" and "ORIGINAL

A light blue and white trucker cap illustration sits centered below

Plausible deniability has never looked so feathered

flanked by portrait illustrations of Ponyboy Curtis and Johnny Cade

Bold distressed white outlined serif text below reads "MOUNT DOOM" above "NATIONAL PARK

I'd Hit That - Long Sleeve T-Shirt Size:M Large green bottle in aHolding an eleven and not hitting is the only decision worse than saying "I'd hit that" out loud at a company party. At least the blackjack table rewards your lack of restraint. The Details: Curved distressed white text reads "I'D HIT THAT" in bold uppercase lettering. Below, two overlapping playing cards rendered in a weathered style depict a 6 of spades and a 5 of hearts, with scuffed and scratched texture across both card faces. Fit & Fabric: