Stay Strapped or Get Clapped - Unisex Tank Top Size:3XL Cream lowercase text reads "hotel"

Cream lowercase text reads "hotel" beside a large stylized red "C" followed by cream text reading "osmopolitan

Ted Baxter

Double-lined hood with pouch pocket

because nobody calls 911 when a cookie snaps in half at the office party

and curled trunk

Stay Strapped or Get Clapped - Unisex Tank Top Size:3XL Cream lowercase text reads "hotel"A founding philosophy so efficient it barely needed a Constitution. Attributed here to George Washington, 1776, which makes it historically accurate enough. The Details: A large red vintage engraving portrait of George Washington wearing a blue paisley bandana across his forehead anchors the design. Old English gothic blue script below reads "Stay Strapped Or Get Clapped" with red attribution "~George Washington, 1776" beneath. Two color red and blue