Boating It'll Getcha Wet - Long Sleeve T-Shirt glendale Bold white distressed display text

Bold white distressed display text reads "WING KONG" above and "TRADING CO" below the dragon

Inspired by Encino Man

Founding fathers didn't specify which bear arms

while a gold banner reads "HOTEL & CONVENTION CENTER" flanked by Japanese characters

we'll get together

Boating It'll Getcha Wet - Long Sleeve T-Shirt glendale Bold white distressed display textBoating safety literature never uses the word "getcha," and that's how you know exactly which marina gift shop reject aisle this came from. The cabin cruiser illustration is just there so you can point at it when someone's grandmother asks. The Details: Retro 1970s groovy bubble lettering in white reads "BOATING" across the top. A white line art illustration of a cabin cruiser with a flag, windows, and waves beneath it sits centered below. White text