I Like em Real Thick and Sprucey - Unisex Hoodie Color:Forest Green Inspired by Pee Wee's Playhouse

Inspired by Pee Wee's Playhouse

and a vertical sign reading "BOWL

Large rounded white text across the tree reads "Thick & Sprucey

Golden-yellow text below reads "HONG KONG

Time to taste the fruits and let the juices drip down my chin

I Like em Real Thick and Sprucey - Unisex Hoodie Color:Forest Green Inspired by Pee Wee's PlayhouseSpruce trees out here getting objectified for their thick branches and nobody's even pretending to be subtle about it. Baby got bark, and apparently the only requirement is ornaments and a complete lack of shame. The Details: Distressed white block text reads "I LIKE 'EM REAL" above a painterly Christmas tree illustration topped with a golden star. Green branches are decorated with red and gold ornaments and white tinsel drips. Large rounded white