I Love Motorboating - Unisex T-Shirt surf " A vintage matchbook-style illustration

" A vintage matchbook-style illustration of a hula dancer in a coral bikini top and coral flowing skirt poses between two green palm trees

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A vintage hand-drawn batter in a classic swing stance stands to the right

I Love Motorboating - Unisex T-Shirt surf " A vintage matchbook-style illustrationSlapping "I Heart Motor Boating" in the most wholesome souvenir shop font is the thinnest plausible deniability since "I was holding it for a friend." Nobody has ever bought this because they're passionate about Yamahas. The Details: Large distressed white letter "I" sits above a solid red heart symbol in the classic civic pride format. Bold distressed white stacked text reads "MOTOR BOATING" beneath the heart, with all elements centered in a vertical