Slow Jam Sloth - Unisex Sweatshirt Color:Black flanked by gold scrollwork flourishes

flanked by gold scrollwork flourishes and ornate vine-like borders

" with two crossed hockey sticks and a puck centered beneath

A gray detailed illustration of a tall skyscraper with horizontal floor lines occupies the center

Burnt orange and steel blue vintage illustration depicts a bowling alley with a tall roadside sign reading "WEST HILL LANES

That van has never been detailed

Slow Jam Sloth - Unisex Sweatshirt Color:Black flanked by gold scrollwork flourishesSloths playing saxophone look exactly like every jazz musician who peaked in 1977 and now plays the same hotel lobby every Tuesday with complete spiritual surrender. The tempo is non negotiable because the musician is biologically incapable of rushing. The Details: Golden yellow distressed serif text reads "SLOW JAM" across the top. A cartoon brown sloth with a white face hangs from a green leafed branch with both hands, holding a golden saxophone