Professional Crop Duster - Unisex T-Shirt santa monica Golden-yellow decorative border with scalloped

Golden-yellow decorative border with scalloped top edge and ornamental curled bottom detail frames the composition

The cursive and tasteful attribution are doing more heavy lifting than the actual punchline

but everybody remembers one

but through showing up every night

" Stacked white block text below reads "INDEPENDENCE" over "BITCHES LOVE INDEPENDENCE

Professional Crop Duster - Unisex T-Shirt santa monica Golden-yellow decorative border with scallopedCalling yourself a professional crop duster means you've moved past shame and into mastery, silently deploying chemical warfare through crowded rooms with single engine calm. The vintage airplane illustration is just plausible deniability. The Details: Bold white block text reads "PROFESSIONAL" above a high contrast woodcut style illustration of a single engine crop duster airplane low over a field of crops, with clouds filling the background sky.