Easily Distracted by Hos - Unisex Hoodie fight Science never stood a chance

Science never stood a chance against that level of commitment

Tourism boards rarely mention the Beast

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Small town teams like these were the backbone of organized baseball

Easily Distracted by Hos - Unisex Hoodie fight Science never stood a chanceSanta's whole "making a list, checking it twice" routine sounds a lot less wholesome when you realize he's ranking by attractiveness. The naughty list was never about behavior. The Details: White groovy bubble text arcs reading "EASILY DISTRACTED" with larger bold white text below reading "BY HOS." Below the text, a vintage hand drawn illustration of Santa Claus shows a smirking expression, rosy red cheeks, a large red nose, full white beard, and red