The Good - Unisex T-Shirt coffee shop White block text reading "NEGATIVE"

White block text reading "NEGATIVE" arches across the top within a ring of blue stars

Four little plants in cute pots doing more swear word laundering than an accountant in the Cayman Islands

Leafy green foliage fills in around and below the blooms

Giant squid puns require a level of commitment to bad humor that most people reserve for fantasy football

Spencer's Gifts perfected this decades ago

The Good - Unisex T-Shirt coffee shop White block text reading "NEGATIVE"Blondie earning that title card is the biggest con in the whole film, pulled off by squinting more handsomely than the other two. Claiming "The Good" when your moral compass is a shovel and a noose takes real poncho energy. Inspired by The Good, the Bad and the Ugly. The Details: Posterized illustration of Blondie rendered in browns and tans depicts the poncho draped cowboy wearing a wide brimmed hat with a squinting expression. Bold distressed yellow