Joe Dirt's Fireworks Stand - Unisex Tank Top Color:Black " Cursive golden-yellow script at

" Cursive golden-yellow script at the bottom reads "Since 1984

Freeport's Pretzels took the diamond in 1905 as part of the Class B Wisconsin State League

and the team wore that identity without apology

A UFO emits a beam of light onto Bigfoot striding in the foreground

Cursive white script reads "Chubbs Peterson" above green horizontal lines framing white serif text "SECOND ANNUAL" with a brown wood-grain wooden hand on a golden-yellow base centered between them

Joe Dirt's Fireworks Stand - Unisex Tank Top Color:Black " Cursive golden-yellow script atJoe Dirt's fireworks list reads like a menu at the Waffle House of explosives, where every item sounds like either a misdemeanor or something sold from a tent in Missouri. Whistlin' bungholes and crap flappers never got the respect they deserved as American commerce. The Details: Yellow block text reads "JOE DIRT'S" above a hand drawn portrait of Joe Dirt with his mullet centered behind a red diagonal M 80 firecracker, flanked by white text reading