Chick Magnet - Unisex T-Shirt Color:Dark Grey Heather Santa runs a year-round surveillance

Santa runs a year-round surveillance operation from an undisclosed Arctic compound and somehow still has the best PR in human history

and nobody's brave enough to file that amendment

Hammers walking around looking that cheerful about their job should make the rest of us deeply uncomfortable

Raw egg yolks and self-help tapes built that brain

Stylized black hand-lettered text below reads "STUFT SHIRT" with bold black text reading "RESTAURANT" beneath it

Chick Magnet - Unisex T-Shirt Color:Dark Grey Heather Santa runs a year-round surveillanceCalling yourself a chick magnet is technically accurate if the chick is a cartoon and the magnet is a visual pun your dad would high five you for. Science has yet to confirm any actual magnetic properties. The Details: Cartoon yellow baby chick faces right toward three white lightning bolt action lines suggesting magnetic pull. A red and silver horseshoe magnet appears on the right side, completing the visual rebus pun. Distressed texture throughout