The Cornholio Kid - Unisex Hoodie Size:4XL Arched distressed white block text

Arched distressed white block text reads "TOUCHDOWN" in vintage varsity lettering

and small-town clubs like these carried enormous local pride

Dropping your G's before noon is just commitment to the bit

" above bold cream letters spelling "RAILROADERS

White wireframe line art depicts angular modernist buildings and geometric round trees in a retro-futuristic style

The Cornholio Kid - Unisex Hoodie Size:4XL Arched distressed white block textCornholio needs no sensei, no crane kick, just TP for his bunghole and absolute conviction. Miyagi would have sent him home in forty seconds. Inspired by The Karate Kid and Beavis and Butt Head. The Details: Dark silhouettes of birds fly above a figure in Cornholio's raised arms pose, standing on an olive tan shoreline with light blue waves in a muted, posterized composition. White serif text at the bottom reads "The Cornholio Kid" in a classic movie