I Cook My Turkey the Old Fashioned Way - 3/4 Sleeve Raglan T-Shirt science a large cream woodcut-style illustration

a large cream woodcut-style illustration of a kraken with a bulbous mantle and long suction-cupped tentacles fills the center

Large distressed white block text below reads "ROLLIN'

and honestly the saxophone should have been enough

nestled among the major studio lots that defined the neighborhood

with all elements centered in a vertical column

I Cook My Turkey the Old Fashioned Way - 3/4 Sleeve Raglan T-Shirt science a large cream woodcut-style illustrationPerformative helplessness around a turkey is a skill refined over decades, passed down like a family heirloom nobody asked for. Asking "need any help?" once and accepting no is basically a recipe at this point. The Details: Bold black block text reads "I COOK MY TURKEY THE OLD FASHIONED WAY" above and around a vintage hand drawn illustration of a roasted turkey on a platter in reddish brown tones with dark green herb garnishes. Orange text in