Sanderson Bed & Breakfast ESTD 1693 - Women's T-Shirt Size:S with "ON CHICAGO SKATES" in

with "ON CHICAGO SKATES" in white nearby

A cartoon nutcracker in a red military uniform with gold shoulder trim

and choosing violence at the dessert table

Palm trees wrapped in Christmas lights are just Douglas firs in witness protection

" Yellow bold text reads "WE DON'T ROLL ON THE SHABBOS" with white script reading "Los Angeles" at the bottom

Sanderson Bed & Breakfast ESTD 1693 - Women's T-Shirt Size:S with "ON CHICAGO SKATES" inBooking a bed and breakfast run by three witches who eat children suggests the Yelp reviews are either nonexistent or written under duress. Continental breakfast is just whatever they found in your pockets after you stopped breathing. The Details: Arched orange text spells out "SANDERSON" in a serif font. A tan and black illustration of a rustic house with a water wheel sits in the center, flanked vertically by the text "ESTD" on the left and "1693"