National Sarcasm Society - Unisex T-Shirt Size:S A white vintage illustration of

A white vintage illustration of a rooster on roller skates stands centered inside a red circle

Ordering pizza to a history class is the kind of power move that requires absolute spiritual conviction and zero long-term planning

High-contrast white illustration of Marion "Cobra" Cobretti in aviator sunglasses with a detailed cobra snake coiled around his torso and extending downward

Framing a guy for a massacre he tried to stop and then putting a tip line on the wanted poster is peak government efficiency

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National Sarcasm Society - Unisex T-Shirt Size:S A white vintage illustration ofJoining the National Sarcasm Society requires zero dues, zero meetings, and zero interest in your feelings. Membership cards are unnecessary because everyone already knows you're qualified. The Details: Golden yellow vertical rectangle sits to the left of stacked white uppercase text reading "NATIONAL SARCASM SOCIETY." Smaller white text below reads "LIKE WE NEED YOUR SUPPORT." Fit & Fabric: Deluxe (Solid Colors): 100% Ring Spun Cotton. Soft and