Hans Gruber Christmas - Unisex Hoodie TV and possibly a guest appearance

and possibly a guest appearance by Charo

and wavy trim on the arms and legs

Lifetime bans from a five-and-dime carry the same weight as exile from Ithaca when you're Everett McGill

The finest service station in Mayberry—whether your car needs it or not

his best friend (who happened to be a monkey)

Hans Gruber Christmas - Unisex Hoodie TV and possibly a guest appearanceGruber's slow motion swan dive off Nakatomi Plaza is the only tree topping moment the season needs. Bespoke suit, stolen bearer bonds, and a thirty story exit strategy make for peak yuletide energy. Inspired by Die Hard. The Details: Arched white uppercase text reads "IT'S NOT XMAS" above a high contrast portrait of Hans Gruber holding a pistol, rendered in black, gray, and muted skin tones. Strands of multicolored Christmas lights with red, green,