1776 - Unisex T-Shirt scifi Arched golden-yellow serif text reads

Arched golden-yellow serif text reads "TOILET CLOGGING" in a distressed vintage style

All aboard the pain train

" across two lines

Four diagonal red claw slash marks rake across the background

Philo's passenger-side enforcer requires zero explanation and accepts no apologies

1776 - Unisex T-Shirt scifi Arched golden-yellow serif text readsDeclaring independence was, technically, the single most successful act of treason in recorded history. The men who told the most powerful empire on Earth to kick rocks were never destined to be remembered quietly in oil paintings. Some founders don't just make history. They headline it. The Details: The design stacks four founding fathers in a four square grid, each washed in a single electric color (purple, red, green, and blue) and fully committed